When I take a long time – I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don’t do it – I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told – I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss – I’m apple-polishing. When my boss pleases his boss, he’s co-operating.
When I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets.